So my current license expires at the end of this month which is in a few days. I go online to the NC DMV and find out everything I need to get my NC license. I have everything ready and I head down to the DMV.
When you get there, you have to wait at the information desk to be given a number. Of course there is no one at the information desk. There's only about 3 people working there period and they're taking people in the back and processing their info. Every now and then someone comes up near the front, looks at the 10 people waiting in line and then goes back to their station and calls another number. So after about 15 minutes of standing there, one of the ladies comes up to "help" everyone. The girl in front of me didn't have all her papers. The next lady in front of me was just waiting for a book, but of course, they were all out. At this point, I am thinking to myself that I'm so glad that I went online and made sure that I have all I needed. I get to the information desk.
"You're going to need your current NJ license". Got it right here. "You'll also need your Social Security Card". No problem, here you go. "I'll need to see proof of residence". I'm on fire, it's right here. "Lastly I'll need to see proof on insurance". Of course I have that, because I'm prepared. She looks over all my info and then says, "AND I'll need to see your Birth Certificate". !??!??!?!! Why do you need to see my birth certificate? It didn't say on the official NC DMV website that I needed to bring a birth certificate. This isn't my first license. "Well, sir, it seems that you only have two names, so I'll need to see your BC to insure that you do in fact only have two names". WHAT!?!!????? So you are telling me that because I don't have a middle name on my OFFICIAL government documents, or any other document I'm providing, that I need my BC to prove to you that I really don't have a middle name? Basically, I need documentation to prove who I am NOT? She nods her head, gives me a number and tells me that she'll allow me to take the test, but that I can't get my license until I bring my BC to prove that I have never had a middle name in my entire life. Of course had I a middle name, it probably would have been on my license, Social Security Card, and any other document. But I digress.
So I look at the great crowd in the waiting room which I was unable to number (not to mention the people waiting outside), and I figure to myself that it's got to be a long while before they call my number (which was 338). I try to ask at the information desk if it would be OK if I went home and came back. Naturally, they couldn't tell me if my number would be called before I got back. Foolish of me to think they'd have information at the Information Desk.
I call my capable wife who of course knows exactly where my BC is located and has it on the counter when I get home. She's a keeper! I race...carefully obey all speed limits and traffic signs on the way back...to the DMV. They haven't called my number yet. Actually, they won't call my number for another 90 mins or so. I'm prepared though and I brought my iPod. I listened to a whole album, watched a whole TV show and a ton of movie trailers (that JJ Abrams movie looks crazy, I wonder what it'll be rated). Thank you Steve Jobs for your magnificent device that iLove.
They call my number and I head to the back. The guy that I get doesn't really say anything to me and just types away on his keyboard with his two index fingers. Finally, he asks me for my NJ license, SSN, insurance, proof of residence. I give it to him, he goes back to saying nothing and tapping away on his computer. Then he says, "You're at computer number 5. You need to get 80 percent in order to pass. When you pass the test, go sit in the gray chairs and we'll call you". I take the test, get a 87 percent (I missed 3, which is like the most I've ever missed on a driving test...I was sweating), and proceed to the gray chairs. I should have pulled my iPod back out cuz about 7 people got their number called, came in with their info, got their picture taken and received their license. All while I continue to wait. Apparently the gray chairs section is DMV purgatory.
Finally they call my name and it's my turn to get my picture taken. I sit in front of the blue screen and have my mug shot taken. "Okay, now go sit in the brown chairs and we'll call you when it's ready". Sitting in the brown chairs and two more people get their license. Then the guy calls me and hands me my license. I take a look to make sure everything is correct. Of course something is wrong. I go back over to the guy who's been handling my case. "There's something wrong with my license. You put my hair color down as brown." He says, "Well, what color is it?" I look at him for a couple seconds and I say, "Um, it's black" He says, "Looks brown to me."
At this point, a lesser man would have smacked him across the brow with the Birth Certificate that I was never asked to show after going home to get it and come back. Instead what I said was, "It is black." to which he says, "Ok fine, I'll do it again. Have a seat in the brown chairs and we'll call you." Of course I'm wondering why he couldn't just take my picture right then and there as there was no one else getting their picture taken. I go to the brown chairs. Two more people get their license. He calls me back, I take another picture, I go back to the brown chairs. I'm thinking of carving my name in the brown chairs. I don't. He calls my name and gives me my license. As I'm leaving I pass the waiting room and everyone claps (seriously). Apparently they were doing that every time someone came out from the depths of the DMV (I wouldn't have noticed cuz I was listening to my iPod).
I say all this to say that I didn't get a chance to go by the house today so I'll have more pictures another time.